Well I won't be online much for quite some time turns out my graphics card is stuffed, which is bad
but its still under warranty, which is good
but I have assignments due, which is bad
and the comps here at uni have a nasty habit of corrupting word and excel files, which is worse
plus they charge you for printing 11c a page, which is much worse.

Don't travel the beaten the path, instead make a new trail and leave a path behind you.

Captain Biptoe: What do you make of it Doctor?

Doctor Ziplock: Well its long flat and has yellow lines on it that can only mean one thing.

Lieutenant Giggiwig: A minefield!

Doctor Ziplock: I was going to say a country road.


Corporal Pez: Prepare to die earth scum, prepare to die earth scum, I'm going to make sure they carve that on your tombstone.

Lieutenant Giggiwig: Let me sum up the whole situation for you in a nutshell there are five of us and four billion of them, they have strategic air command, nuclear powered submarines and John Wayne. We have this(picks up a gun)

Captain Biptoe: Is it loaded??

Lieutenant Giggiwig: (points gun at Biptoe) Lets find out!

Spaced Invaders Funny flick if you've seen it