Dinner at my place this evening was enjoyable as usual. Guest list was myself, Kellie, Flock and Flocks flatemate Adam.
Most memorable remark from the night.

Flock upon spotting Kellies cat Spot. "I've always wondered what it would be like to be a cat, just sitting around all day nothing to do". The three of us look at him. "Come to think of it thats pretty much what I do at work".

The inquisitor: Cats face underneath the inquisitors mask; I got to be cruel bud there can't be no favours.
Cat: I'm a hearing you on FM
Inquisitor: Justify your existence.
Cat: I have brought pleasure to the world cause I have such a beautiful ass.
Inquisitor: Thats your case??
Cat: You want more?
Inquisitor: Some people would call that a pretty shallow argument.
Cat: Well some people would say I'm a pretty shallow guy, but a shallow guy with a great ass.