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By reason and calm judgement the qualities specially appertaining to a leader - Tacitus

Wednesday, April 14

Dr Hibbert: Homer your going to need a coronary by-pass.

Homer: Tell it to me straight doc.

Dr Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery.

Homer: Give it to me in english doc.

Dr Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.

Homer: (looking blank) Can you dumb it down a shade?



Homer: Well if we are going to form a citizens watch we'd better all use code names. I'll be cueball, Skinner you can be eightball and Moe you can be cueball.

Moe: You're an idiot

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