Well my firmed thighed friend *strokes chin while checking out GIs arse* if you consider for a moment who do you know that I have introduced you to in the last two years that has an interest in bats? Eyes that you once commented on that were paler than yours? ringing any bells?

And exactly why were you running down George St in a pink tutu carrying two feather dusters.

Now if you will excuse me I have to go and adjust my girdle my paunch has slipped again.