Holiday was going great up until a certain point

That point led to my least favourite line in all history

Your a wonderful guy I'm sure you'll find someone.

Reality check lady your saying it to make yourself feel better not me.

But being the nice guy that I am I'll smile pleasantly at you tell you its ok and part with a smile on my face.

Fuck I'm so over this shit. When I finally shuffle off the mortal coil the single greatest regret I'll have is my relationships.

I'd get drunk if I didn't have better things to do.