Marge: How was your day at work dear?
Homer: Oh the usual lift this, open that, bend over, cough
Back from spending a few days with Batgirl went to the doctors for my physical was interesting learnt a few things and had some things I'd suspected confirmed.
First some numbers everyone loves numbers after all
Resting heart rate 76 beats per minute Not really good need to put down the weights for a while and buy a new bike methinks
Body Mass index 26.17 which is in the overweight category but without a Body fat percentage to go with it I'm not that concerned.
Blood Pressure 120 over 70 average blood pressure for a human male is 120 over 80 which is excellent
Weight 84kgs which is roughly 9kgs heavier than I like to be so somethings being done about this right fucking now
Height 177.8cms
Hearing normal
Lung capacity slightly better than average and I do mean slightly the average curve and my curve deviated by about a mm
Flexibility excellent
Overall quite content with my results and what I'm not happy about I can easily change.
So its off to work on monday 9 to 5 or whatever my hours are going to be. Things I'm looking forward to. Seeing more of my home state than I previously have. Working in a position where all this information I've been cramming into my brain for the last three years can be applied to something in the real world which gives me a real warm feeling inside. Either that or its food poisoning.
Things I'm not looking forward to. This job will mean I'll be able to spend less time with Batgirl as this is our second time around I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit concerned about what this might mean. But then I think what better way to test the strength of our relationship. The time I spend with my kids will remain the same all it means is that I'll be seeing them in little concentrated blocks instead of spread over the week like I am now.
Homer: Oh the usual lift this, open that, bend over, cough
Back from spending a few days with Batgirl went to the doctors for my physical was interesting learnt a few things and had some things I'd suspected confirmed.
First some numbers everyone loves numbers after all
Resting heart rate 76 beats per minute Not really good need to put down the weights for a while and buy a new bike methinks
Body Mass index 26.17 which is in the overweight category but without a Body fat percentage to go with it I'm not that concerned.
Blood Pressure 120 over 70 average blood pressure for a human male is 120 over 80 which is excellent
Weight 84kgs which is roughly 9kgs heavier than I like to be so somethings being done about this right fucking now
Height 177.8cms
Hearing normal
Lung capacity slightly better than average and I do mean slightly the average curve and my curve deviated by about a mm
Flexibility excellent
Overall quite content with my results and what I'm not happy about I can easily change.
So its off to work on monday 9 to 5 or whatever my hours are going to be. Things I'm looking forward to. Seeing more of my home state than I previously have. Working in a position where all this information I've been cramming into my brain for the last three years can be applied to something in the real world which gives me a real warm feeling inside. Either that or its food poisoning.
Things I'm not looking forward to. This job will mean I'll be able to spend less time with Batgirl as this is our second time around I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit concerned about what this might mean. But then I think what better way to test the strength of our relationship. The time I spend with my kids will remain the same all it means is that I'll be seeing them in little concentrated blocks instead of spread over the week like I am now.

3 Comments:
At 4:52 pm,
Damien said…
Heh heh.... tubby.
;-)
LX.
At 7:38 pm,
Pathfinder said…
No thats the suprising thing its spread evenly over my body not much of gut to speak of :P and anyway you still have more body hair than I do MuHuhahahaha
At 10:39 pm,
Damien said…
Why's that? Have you waxed recently? *grin* BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Nah, just kidding man. You're ok in my books. lol
;-)
In all seriousness though, I'm pretty sure I have less naturally occurring body hair than the average bloke. Mind you, I haven't really checked...
LX
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