Fish!

By reason and calm judgement the qualities specially appertaining to a leader - Tacitus

Sunday, November 30

Taking things just a little to far still there must be a market for this kind of thing

Mac vs PC you be the judge

grin

Friday, November 28

Ahh gossip, suspicion and innuendo my work is done.

Movie News:

Well first a retraction it seems that Micheal Caine and not Anthony Hopkins will be playing Alfred in the new batman movie, frankly I don't really care whos in it as long as they shoot Joel Schumacher Dead if he trys to get within 20 feet of this movie. Mainly due to this ass going on record as saying he was trying to get the last two films to be more like the 60s TV series. Gee wonder why they sucked so much?????? Mmm bit a mystery that one.

Lobo is going to be made into a PG-13 film for those who aren't really familiar with the USA rating system it means this film will be close to our own G-PG rating so violence but no blood and very little bad language. I wonder have the people who are making this have ever read a Lobo comic bad language is all that seems to spew from the characters mouth.

Indiana 4 is in pre production sweet.

and finally for all of us going to see ROTK and if not why not there will be a teaser trailer for the new Spiderman movie. Hopefully Doc Ock won't have the bowl cut and pot belly of the comics, frankly how can you take a supervillian seriously when he has hair like that. Of course like I can talk about hair much :)
News Courtesy of Dark Horizons

Tuesday, November 25

Seems like there is a renaissance in tactical squad based games atm how cool as I have really enjoyed them ever since X Com :Terror from the Deep, they seem to suit my style of gaming (defined by Greyice as meticulous). So this one looks good.

Monday, November 24

Ahh farewell Ruski and Bunny you guys were great while you lasted
In keeping with the title of my blog ahhhhh fish (Nethitters)

Sunday, November 23

Well it seems that Lucas not being content with ruining parts of the Indiana movies? What am I talking about? Well I happen to have a copy of Raiders on video which I got several years ago when maccas was running a special deal on them. Anyone remember that? Anyway compare the temple in the opening sequence it looks more a pleasant spot to take a holiday than a creepy ass temple full of booby traps.
Anyway back to my original point just posted today on several sites a possible list of changes that will be made to the Star Wars (Original Trilogy) DVD release. I got a little tired of the whole its true, no its not true so I'll let you make up your own minds but some of this stuff does seem plausible enough to me.

Wish List

Wish List Rebutal
heard it from Dr Karl on The Glass house on Fri nite apparently too much testosterone means you will have a bad memory

I didn't realise it was the 10th anniversary of Ninja Scroll, is it really that long since I walked into Jethros lounge room telling all the members of TADWASC that I had just seen the coolest anime ever and that they should get it as soon as possible and see it. On that note has anyone seen this? And if so is it any good.

Friday, November 21

WHY DO MEN DIE FIRST?
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework... you're a poofter.
If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing lazy prick.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you... its equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks.... its sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
If you cry... you're a wimp.
If you don't... you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.
If SHE asks you... it's a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert.
If you don't... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're sexist.
If you don't... you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
If you don't... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers... you're after something.
If you don't... you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements... you're full of shit.
If you're not... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache... she's tired.
If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often... you're oversexed.
If you don't... there must be someone else.

MEN DIE FIRST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!


Bottoms up

Two men were sitting in a bar, one guy asks the other whats a Freudian slip? The other man replied thats where you say what you are thinking rather than what you meant to say. For example you go to a travel agent to buy some tickets to Pittsburgh, now the woman behind the counter has very large breasts, so you say I'll have two pickets to tittsburgh. Oh I see said the other man, that happened to me the other day I was sitting eating breakfast with my wife and I meant to ask her to pass me the milk please and I said you bitch you've ruined my life
I know I should be flattered by how long this is taking but nonetheless agggh

Thursday, November 20

Mmm tastes just like chicken
I'm sure we've all read these at some point but damnit I still laugh at them

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.

10. Ahhh...I see the f @$% -up fairy has visited us again.

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different .


I like

"The Patrician was a firm believer in democracy, one man, one vote. He was the man and he had the vote"
Interesting Times Terry Pratchett

Monday, November 17

Been spinning around in my head and idea I've had for a while so I thought I'd commit to my blog and see what reaction I get.

Next year will be my final year at uni so I thought I'd celebrate my hard slog by travelling a bit I was thinking about going overseas budget permitting , failing that I was thinking about going to Tassie. Basically grabbing the ferry from Syd and then travelling back via Melb. If this is the case I was wondering if anyone would care to join me on this little jaunt it won't be till the end of next year so just ponder for now and let me know.
But the real issue here is what are we going to call ourselves, I was thinking of the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and Their Rehabiltation Into Society, the only problem with that one though, the abbreviation is Clitoris.

Rimmer, Polymorph (Red Dwarf Series 3)

Woo hoo series 3 on DVD :)
Homer: "Its ok in order to find Flanders I just have to think like Flanders"

Homers Mind: "I'm a big four eyed lamo, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day"

Homer: "The Springfield river!"

Sunday, November 16

Movie News

Steve Martin is to be the new inspector Clouseau in the Birth of the Pink Panther mmmmmm not sure how well this one is going to be.

Highlander 5????? make it stop,make it stop.


Why is the rum gone? Pirates of the Caribbean has two sequels in the pipeline with Geoffrey Rush to star in at least one of them, no word about Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp.

Farscape fans it looks like the series will be wrapped up in several new eps to be filmed at some point,only prob with this rumour that I can see is that they pulled the farscape sets apart when the series was cancelled.

Mmm Dungeon Seige the movie I haven't played the game myself anyone care to give me an FYI on it?

Saturday, November 15

Out out you demons of stupidity

Fuck me had an exam on Friday afternoon, or rather I should say the uni had a massive fuck up on friday.

The unit STAT 100 statistical anylsis for the sciences.
The problem formula sheets and statistical tables are supposed to be provided.

As most of you will know math has always been my weakest subject, frankly I suck big time at it and it takes a lot of work to even manage a pass in any math units, so suffice to say my stress level was already up without this fuck up to make it worse. First the examiners apologised for it and sent a runner to the faculty to see what was going on. The runner comes back "Attention stat students we are sorry about this but the tables and sheets will not be coming(General murmuring pretty much along the lines of what the fuck!!) we are sorry look just do the best you can and we will find out what the faculty is going to do about it. Then the lecturer comes in and says the same thing along with, and I love how he said this, look you don't need the formulas to complete the exams so just do what you can and we will mark you without bias. I nearly yelled across the room Mate did you even play any part in the setting of this exam?? Also I loved how he all told us to put our heads down, how he managed to avoid saying bums up amazed me, really let me know what he felt about his students amazing how the throw away comments really let you look at someone views you.
So anyway most of the class did the minimum required 1 hour and then walked out hopefully to do what I will be doing monday morning filing an offical complaint over this. Fucking hell not only do I have to pay for this fucking privilege I have to put up with monumental fucks up like this
AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, November 14

Nice blog
Finally back online and before I hear an another ADSL vs Dial up argument the little snafu this week affected both.

Now onto the serious stuff, has anyone gotten a copy of Temple of Elemental evil? if you haven't for the love of god DON'T a patch for the game would be nice for starters along with a plot perhaps a storyline. Nah I'm probably expecting to much. I guess bioware and black isle spoiled us all with Baldurs gate and NWN. Where do we gamers get off on needing all those fancy things like plot and enjoyment in a game, just turn up at the store take it off the shelf and hand over your money.

Wednesday, November 12

Sigh and now the blame game starts TPG blames telstra and who the hell cares about telstras opinion.

Hey Flock read your remark about using the uni service pardon my derogatory snort

Tuesday, November 11

Dear oh dear seems between TPG and Telstra the server at the top of the hill hasn't been working for the last 4 days I'm assuming that it won't be fixed today either, its amazing how fast the emails pile up

Friday, November 7

Must be in need of a change I'm chopping and changing my blog to a point where I'm happy with it, but why do I get the feeling that I will never be truly happy with it :)
"Through reason and calm judgement those qualities especially appertaining to a leader"

Tacticus


Ahh assignments all done now just have my lab reports to do. Two weeks and counting till freedom
Hey Flock, have I got my card back yet(cue peals of hysterical laughter) no not as yet. But seeing as how soon you'll be on top of the hill like me getting it back to you shouldn't present a problem.


The revolution is over, what to say mmmm I was expecting an ending to the trilogy, what I wasn't expecting was a whole lot of hollywood cliches to be put in the movie, made me think I was watching SW ep 1, aside from that those of us who haven't seen it I'll stop there before I blow any major plot points

Thursday, November 6

Whoops got the phonetic spelling wrong its supposed to be Ma-khan-A-gee. My bad

Wednesday, November 5

Useful word to remember I was telling Greyice this is how I define a large amount of the people I meet through work, the word is in Sperethiel which is the elvish language in the Shadowrun RPG.

Makangee: (Ma-can-A-gee) To be willfully stupid.


"Grind up the universe into the finest powder then sieve it through the finest sieve, then look and just try to find one atom of mercy, one molecule of justice, yet you humans believe in such things as if they were universal constants"

Death, Soul Music (Terry Pratchett)

Tuesday, November 4

Found this in SMH "Back hair is the male equivilant to cellulite"
<--- hope these links work
Well thank you Mr university lecturer for your prompt response to my enquiry, whats that I've missed the deadline on my assignment as a result of this? Oh thats a shame, but I still get charged HECS for this unit oh how nice for you....But I can repeat this unit next year? No thanks, your arrogance and inability to comprehend that not just 4th and 5th year students are capable of doing your what I like to refer to as filler or depending on my mood bludge units, have pretty much meant I'll wear the IN proudly.
Well looks like my long term plan to take my kids to Disneyland is off for the forseeable future

Movie News

Mike Myers vs Pinhead??? can you say blatant attempt to cash in on the crossover market opened by Freddie vs Jason, I hope like hell (no pun intended) that Clive Barker shoots this one down in flames.


Kath and Kim the movie......make the bad man stop!

Ahhh now this guy looks the part so much better then Dolph Lundgren

Anthony Hopkins as Alfred in Batman Year One? Sweeet :)

Anyone seen League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Well they are making a sequel to it, if its based off the second comics series it should be quite sweet as the plot for the comics involves the maritian invasion of earth vis a vis H.G Wells War of the Worlds, should be interesting to see the rating the film gets seeing as how Mina Harker and Alan Quartermaine sleep together several times as well as the delightful sub plot involving Mr Hyde raping the Invisible Man and no I'm not kidding

News Courtesy of Dark Horizons

Monday, November 3

Way to much time on their hands
Yep theres a twist to this but it wasn't what I expected

Sunday, November 2

A TEST OF YOUR MORALITY AND ETHICS

With all your honour and dignity - what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thinking. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, but yet spontaneous...

You're in Florida. In Miami, to be exact. There is a huge chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and all the flooding. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water masses. The nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man, steering a big van. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar and important.

Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options - you can save him or you can take the best photo of your life and career.

So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo. A photo displaying the death of a very powerful man. And here's the question (Please give an honest answer):

Will you make the photo black and white, or colour?

(ORSM)
Anyone been watching the news lately? If you have, have you noticed the increasing numbers of anti labour state govt. stories that are popping up more and more frequently I realise its easier to report on the incumbent government rather than the opposition. But I got to thinking Bob Carr has gone on public record as saying he won't even consider standing for a federal seat until sometime in 2007. But would his opinion change if he was no longer premier? Now reconsider my original statement about the increase in news stories lately.

I'll vote greens or independent like I always do but it is something to consider how the general public are manipulated by the mass media.
Mmmm not sure about this one it would be possible to take this shot with a high speed camera and the right film but I think its just a photoshop job instead(ORSM)