Happy Birthday Jethro :)

Gator has our blog addresses now so he has no excuses anymore Mu Huhahahaha

Hmm nope Flock Greyices blog is also Kablooie for me. Better replace the negative power flux coupling.

Anyone thinking of getting an X box 2?

Powerplant worker:(Cleaning a shotgun) I am the angel of death the time of cleansing is at hand

Homer: Ahh sweet pity where would my love life be without it.

Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know your not interested?

Marge: Well honey you..

Homer: Let me Marge I've heard em all. I'm married to the sea, I think we should other people, I don't speak english

Lisa: I think I get the idea.

Homer: (Still talking) I don't want to kill you but I will.

Marge: Honey I think you should tell this boy that your very flattered but your just not ready for this kind of thing.

Homer: and if that doesn't work 6 simple words. I'm not gay but I'll learn.

Ahhh David Gemmell does it get any better than this. Reading White Wolf at the moment nothing like seeing Druss and Snaga back in action. This book is set a few years before The siege of Dros Delnoch. Bit of whos who of heroes in this book we have Druss, the new guy Skilgannon who weilds a pair of demon possessed Katanas and a female assassin who has Waylanders double crossbow

Ahh I see why didn't you just explain that the test was for reasons that I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you Flock.


Details on the Star Wars DVD

Another late night phone call just as everything had been resolved the wheel spins again.

Well supposedly Punisher is being slammed in the reviews in the states damnit

Ahh over to Flocks place for some light conversation a meal and an apparent inquiry to see if I would like to indulge in an IQ test for reasons unknown.

Have to organise dinner again for when semester ends 2 months or so I believe.

Well I didn't realise that there was supposed to be a Baldurs Gate 3 seeing as how Throne of Darkness finished off the story arc pretty well but Fallout 3 mmmmm Fallout 3

Geez Greyice glad to know you are ok

You'll either laugh or cry


Mcbonics

Grandpa: Ahh you never what your capable of, I never thought I could shoot down a German plane but last year I proved myself wrong.

Dr Hibbert: Homer your going to need a coronary by-pass.

Homer: Tell it to me straight doc.

Dr Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery.

Homer: Give it to me in english doc.

Dr Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.

Homer: (looking blank) Can you dumb it down a shade?



Homer: Well if we are going to form a citizens watch we'd better all use code names. I'll be cueball, Skinner you can be eightball and Moe you can be cueball.

Moe: You're an idiot

Dr Hibbert: (Holding a stopwatch) Now Homer this is a new body fat anaylsis test. What I do is start you jiggling and see how long it takes to stop.

Slaps Homer on the stomach

Homers stomach wobbles for several seconds

Homer: Woo hoo look at that blubber fly.

Dr Hibbert: Yes (pushes intercom) Nurse cancel my one o'clock

Low Rimmer: I'm going to lash you to within an inch of your life and then.. I'm going to have you.

Well had an abortive attempt at conversation with Greyice tonight of course by the time his first message had reached me he had gone offline *sigh* Well anyway Greyice I left a short message letting you know what has been going on. But I'm ok nothing a good bitch session via blog can't fix :)

Moe: Amanda hugnkiss? Amanda hugnkiss? Why can't I find Amanda hugnkiss.
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high

Jedi!
You are surrounded; your army is decimated.
Make peace with the force now, for this your final hour, but know that I, General Grievous, am not completely without mercy.
I will grant you a warrior’s death!
Prepare!

Now why is it I find this so easy to believe that its based off a real situation

I wouldn't be that excited about the new astro boy cartoon Selsby I've caught a few eps on cartoon network as my kids like watching it and frankly it looks amazing the budget for each episode was something close to what is spent to make an anime movie. The plot though well all I can say is the episodes all seem to interconnect and I sure as hell hope they are building to something and its nots just another case of obscure japanese concepts not translating properly into english. All the old characters are back although not without some changes. The school bully is now one of astros friends, astros sister urane hasn't turned up yet but she is in the opening credits so shes in there somewhere. Nor has astros robot mother and father. Well I'm sure everyone will be taking a look at it if only for nostalgia reasons. Let me know what you think

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Pathfinder's Disorder
Cause:	exposure to radiation
Symptoms:	excessive halo, slightly enlarged liver, extremely dry skin
Cure:	take four potions of extra healing every day for the rest of your life
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Well ep 3 is coming next year will it suck? Who knows, why bring it up? Well I managed to catch the last ep of clone wars the animated series on cartoon network today. One of the new bad guys from ep 3 is in it General Greivous. I'm looking forward to seeing him, anyone who can wield three lightsabers at once. one in each hand and one held in his prehensile foot is going to look fantastic on the big screen. mmmm but wait Darth maul looked cool and had the personality of a cardboard box damn.

Hey does this mean that when we take over the worl... I mean incorporate we have to select another name? Well at least its an aussie whos using it.

Well vented feeling better seeing as how I can't scream out loud I'll wake the entire house up.

On to a brighter note I have the whole of April off after tomorrow so my plans for the holidays include heading down to Newcastle and then onto sydney for a day or two not to long just enough to clear my head before going back for end of semester. More details to come as I have them.

Yes thats right the post below should be titled more fun with females. Maybe I'm just a bitch magnet

Well tonite I'm tired, really really tired, not physically tired emotionally tired. No I think drained would be a better word so fucking tired of some of the shit people put me through not my true friends just, as Rimmer put it people I met. Can someone please fucking explain to me even after I tell these people that I'm wise to their little game and that they can fuck off now why the fuck I feel bad about it??? Arthur heres a dollar I'd love to buy a fucking clue. Maybe I should just shift my personality over a little more and indulge my darker urges. But then wheres the point in that I like me, my kids like me, my family likes me and my friends like me. Fuck nice guys finish last? ohh yeah but then only guys who finish last can be nice. Fuck fuck fuck damned if you and damned if you don't

No I am not majoring in chemistry nor do I have any WMDs buried in my parents backyard under the Grass trees wrapped up in RAMs

What Famous Leader Are You?
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Toothing huh any of you Sydney siders heard of it?

What Classic Movie Are You?
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Well the leader one doesn't seem to want to work for me so I'll try it tomorrow, sorry Flock for not having organised a dinner or anything else recently, but tis the end of term and assignments are due. Perhaps in a few weeks.

Well have a look at the new doctor who

I agree Flock however if I may throw my hat in the ring, using Hong Kong as an example of what can be done with broadband is a bad one, given the relative size of Hong Kong to Australia. BUt yes it spite of this Telstra are bastards and since they are still controlled by the government therefore they are also bastards