Ignore previous remark it took me a while but its all clean again

Can someone point me to a web page giving instructions on how to remove various bits and pieces of spyware that have ended up in the registry on my mums computer?? Having a bastard of a time digging them out.

Belated bday wishes go out to Lowman

Marge: How was your day at work dear?

Homer: Oh the usual lift this, open that, bend over, cough

Back from spending a few days with Batgirl went to the doctors for my physical was interesting learnt a few things and had some things I'd suspected confirmed.

First some numbers everyone loves numbers after all

Resting heart rate 76 beats per minute Not really good need to put down the weights for a while and buy a new bike methinks

Body Mass index 26.17 which is in the overweight category but without a Body fat percentage to go with it I'm not that concerned.

Blood Pressure 120 over 70 average blood pressure for a human male is 120 over 80 which is excellent

Weight 84kgs which is roughly 9kgs heavier than I like to be so somethings being done about this right fucking now

Height 177.8cms

Hearing normal

Lung capacity slightly better than average and I do mean slightly the average curve and my curve deviated by about a mm

Flexibility excellent

Overall quite content with my results and what I'm not happy about I can easily change.

 
So its off to work on monday 9 to 5 or whatever my hours are going to be. Things I'm looking forward to. Seeing more of my home state than I previously have. Working in a position where all this information I've been cramming into my brain for the last three years can be applied to something in the real world which gives me a real warm feeling inside. Either that or its food poisoning.

Things I'm not looking forward to. This job will mean I'll be able to spend less time with Batgirl as this is our second time around I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit concerned about what this might mean. But then I think what better way to test the strength of our relationship. The time I spend with my kids will remain the same all it means is that I'll be seeing them in little concentrated blocks instead of spread over the week like I am now.

Well the new Star Wars movie has a title at last

Quotes of the evening:

Pathfinder: Oh so Oerth is sort of like ..... that band......did the siege of Troy to music.......oh fuck whats the name..... Greyice owns the damn album.

Flock: What?? There's something you can't remember?

Pathfinder: Man O War thats the one.

 
Greyice: (Camera in hand) C'mon Kellie you've got a great arse so use it Click
 

Kellie: Well I've had too much to drink now and dessert will require me to cook things so lets go with the apple pie.

 
Pathfinder: Pants on Jol

 
Flock: You and your damn garlic potato I open the oven door and there's smoke everywhere through the damn kitchen.

Pathfinder: But you smoke so where's the problem?

Flock: This isn't that good kind of smoke though.

Adam: Mmmm usually I don't need instructions to find my own kitchen. But with all this smoke around here *cough*

Pathfinder: Shut the Fuck up

 
Flock: Oh Adam just has to wake up and he gives you the bird.

  

  

  

  
 

A day out with the Dwarven one

 
That news doesn't really suprise me very Selsby all the water that does fall on Syd goes straight down the drains and into the harbour. Course given thats it Syd I sure as hell wouldn't want to be drinking it unless it was distilled.

Very heavily influenced by South Park but I still laughed my ass off being the twisted little person I am

Hope these are available next time we go paintballing

Every geeks dream

Oh man 2000 ks in 4 days there has to be an easier way
 
Why you should always stay on the good side of the tech support guy

Doom 3 goes Gold come on Half Life 2

I'm sure we've all thought this way once in a while

Well after reacting to Lowmans statement of buying two pillows for $25. I've just recently gone out and spent $40 on one. Decided to go with the mid range snore reduction pillow rather than blow $70 on the top of the line model. As most of you are probably aware at least those of you who have slept in the same house, flat or room I snore like a demon. I was pleasantly suprised to discover that its due to me not breathing properly when I'm sleeping as the pillow appears to work just fine to stop me snoring. Another advantage is that now I'm breathing properly at night my sleep requirment has gone from 9-10 hours down to 7-8 sweet :)

Troy McClure: Hi I'm actor Troy McClure you might remember me from such self help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and Get Confident Stupid"

I don't care as long as one or the other plays Half Life 2 just fine

Jeneene popped over this morning to grab her mail. Shes up for dinner, shes presently living at her parents place they live just outside of Arm

A historical basis for the Blackguard or as most of us old timers would know the character class by the name of Anti-Paladin

I've never played Knights of the Old Republic true its a star wars roleplaying game and true its done by Bioware who brought us such lovely titles as Baldurs Gate one and two. But I still hadn't taken much notice. However I did discover this quote on the Bioware website its from one of the NPCs in the game a Droid called HK-47

PC: Can you help me out here HK?
HK-47: I'm 98% percent sure this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags.
PC: And the other 2 percent?
HK-47: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might be wishful thinking on my part.

Suffice to say I am now looking forward to playing it :)

lol

Selsby this ones for you

Time waster

Well another of lifes experiences out of the way. That was the first time an employer has ever asked me how much? Well nothing signed yet so its all smoke and vapours atm. But the deal stands thusly 6 months full time paid work. Company car(its a ute but at least it will stop me running my car any further into the ground) Computer access whatever the hell that means. Plus expenses hotel accomodation, mobile phone bills etc etc. The sticking point is my price as it were.Oooooh I feel so dirty saying that. To which I went fuck it and named a figure which would mean that in six months I'll be earning approximately 3 times more than what I made for the entire year, last year. I'll also be going external with uni. But as Flock put it when he moved to Arm I'm not doing it for the money I'm doing it for a shit load of money. Job is based in Tamworth which makes things easier given that Batgirl should be moving back to Arm soon. Yes I am aware thats it only for six months but even if that turns out to be all it is it will still look damn good in the resume having this position with this company. Besides if I work my ass off who knows it might stretch out. Oh well thats for the future I'll worry about it when it arrives

Well some employees of the boss came into work tonite apparently he wants to get in touch with me post haste. I haven't undertaken the training for my position. The guy I was supposed to be training with went on a months hols the day after I finished my last exam. Timing huh, but B was looking into a way to work around this little problem. In other news Batgirl has a job interview over the phone tomorrow if she gets the job she'll be back in Arm in the next few weeks. If not well we are going to cross that particular bridge when we come to it.

Ohh I didn't know they were supposed to spray acid :)

I agree screw that indeed

Good to hear about Jeneene when you've got a chance Flock could you txt me her new number as there is now a parcel receipt sitting at my place for her. Kellies off on a two week road trip and Hollie is back in Syd so its just me atm running between Tam and Arm.

Well we now have a dinner date as well as a possible location. Spoke to Greyice on the phone this morning, thanks for the belated bday wishes :) European style works for me given that the weather is cold and it will be indoors. Guests should be me, Batgirl, Holly, Kellie with Allan a distinct possibility at this time Greyice of course. Flock and Jo?. Jeneene should be included but that depends if Flock or myself can run into her before then seeing as I don't have her new phone number or contact details. Also any previous guests which have attended should be included but they'll have to get back to us on that. Flock thoughts or opinions??



The Villian

Your Jobs: Even at the workplace, you cant deal
with authority. You need a job where you can
control outcomes.You would make a good
detective, lawyer, dictator, politician, model,
or movie director.
You need someone you can control, someone who is
willing to let you dominate them. You prefer a
person who is your opposite, submissive and
docile, but still a challenge. You want
someone who wont change, even though you will.
They will need to cherish you and they will be
your number one minion. Your love interest
would be the number one importance in your
life. You would kill for them...
Your dream guy would be Randy from Scream
Your dream girl would be Sydney from Scream or
Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
You most likely...
Are a Scorpio, Sagitarrius, or Ares,
Are fascinated by death and/or the occult,
Are interested in horror movies,
Like the TV shows Survivor and Buffy the Vampire
Slayer,
Have got into more than one physical/verbal
fight...and won them all.

Best Friends: You would be good friends with other
Villians. You would also get along with Rebels
and Social Butterflies.
Love Interests: You would be happy with a Dreamer,
Planner, or Other Half
Enemies: Child and Ares


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Your soul is STEADFAST. You are a fiercely loyal
person who would never cross a loved one.
People always know they can rely on you and
your dependability is well-known. You're
probably a little on the quiet side, but your
faithfulness is never doubted, and you always
back up your kith and kin whether they want or
need it or not. You are a dependable and
trusted soul.


What Is Your Soul's Trait?
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You're Skittles!!! You have a very interesting
personality, you're so unique. You're the kind
of person who always thinks outside of the box.
You're also a very accepting individual, and
believe in inner beauty.


Which kind of candy are you?
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Oh yeah go the kung fu grip


You're GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip!! You're
strong, tough, and know how to kick some ass.
Don't forget though, no matter how manly you
think you are, you're still just a doll. God
Bless America.


What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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Ouch somehow in between going to bed last night and waking up this morning I've managed to tear my trapezoid (think I spelt that correct
) muscle on the left side of my neck.

Ahhh last exam out of the way now to commence with the phone calls to the boss to see exactly whats happening.

Ummm Goose you wouldn't be talking about the spiderman comic with the Punisher on the cover with a rifle taking a shot at spiderman are you?? Cause its been sitting in a box at my mum and dads for a couple of years now