Oh dear looking at the ads for anti terrorism on TV at the moment. How dumb can people be to believe this shit. People if I was a terrorist I wouldn't stuff around looking at all these high security places with the barb wire and the private guards. Nope I'd be looking at our dams and catchment systems. Seeing as how we live in the second driest continent on Earth. Antarctica beats us Damn you Penguins!

Homer: The alien has a sweet heavenly voice. Like Urkel and he appears every friday night. Like Urkel.

Cheif Wiggum: Well your story is very compelling Mr jackass, I mean Simpson, so I'll just write it up on my invisible type writer.

You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You
were brought back from the grave by exposure to
245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of
spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead.
You are virtually indestructible, as even
burning you up will create Zombie Rain and
raise more zombies.

What kind of Zombie are you?
brought to you by

Bart: Lisa insulted us mom, I'll dance on her grave.
Marge: Bart!
Bart: What? Oh napkin right, sorry

Doh it was Hollies bday yesterday bugger bugger bugger

Grandpa: I'm going to the outhouse for a while

Lisa: We don't have an outhouse

Homer: My Tool Shed !!!!

I always wondered what he'd done with his money

Lol

Feeling a bit like I'm stuck in Limbo three months down three months to go. Will I keep my postion will they give me a new one? questions questions and I don't have an answer spend almost all of my travelling atm even when I'm sitting at my desk at home and working. Don't know where I'm living I've hardly been back to my place in armidale and as a result it doesn't really feel much like home like it used too. Although the territorial pissing contest Alan seems to have his heart set on may be having a part to play in this. Hey dumb ass I'm the same age as Kellie are you talking to her like this? I hope not otherwise I'll be doing my damndest to make sure you aren't on the scene much longer. Missing batgirl a lot as I don't see her as much as I did when I was going to uni. Funny how having to work five days a week can change things and neither of us has any idea what to do. Do I move closer to her does she move closer to me?? decisions decisions. Hurry up and wait is the phrase Belle used I believed

This is eerie once upon a time Jennene remaked about how much I reminded her of this guy


You are the the Swedish Chef.You are a talented individual, nobody understands
you. Perhaps it's because you talk funny.
FAVORITE EXPRESSION:"Brk! Brk! Brk!"HOBBIES:Kokin' der yummee-yummers
FAVORITE MOVIE:"Wild Strawberries...and Creme"
LAST BOOK READ:"Der Swedish Chef Kokin' Bokin'"
QUOTE:"Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der brk-brk
yubetcha!"

What Muppet are you?
brought to you by

Coaltion for another 4 years thank you Australia I'll never again think that the americans are among the dumbest people on earth you've just shifted yourselves to the very top of my list

Things about Melbourne for those who haven't been there yet.
the weather is changeable as fuck the morning can be bright sunny hot with clear skies and then a wind will blow in from Bass Strait and it will be cloudy freezing and raining.
Liquor licensing must not be as strict as it in NSW every cafe we walked into was selling beer wine and spirits.
Most places open at 10 am not nine.

Overall impression Melbourne now takes the crown from Sydney as rated by me as the city I love to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

English rose has a had a very bad 2 weeks wish I could spend more time with her as she really wanted to talk to me some more but it just wasn't meant to be on this trip trying to get back down to newie soon.