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By reason and calm judgement the qualities specially appertaining to a leader - Tacitus

Tuesday, November 30

Very informative link on Greyices blog about Absinthe, about all I knew about it was that it was an alcoholic drink reputed to have hallucenogenic properties.

Back from Dubbo and the meeting that wasn't, its weird you read those Dilbert strips in the paper and think nah there really can't be people like this in real life and then you go to work for a large company and I'll be buggered if in actual fact there are people exactly like that.

Hoping to get to Syd for work before xmas otherwise it'll probably be in January.

Marge: Just make sure your father eats all his meals over a tarp, but not the good tarp I want you to get married on that tarp someday.

Wednesday, November 24

Achilles: Ahh see I only have one look and its such a good one it works for all situations

Flock: Oh that picture is from when we were testing the projector. (pic of topless babe on wall)
"Dast is nein eine a set square"

Lowman/Kellie: mmmm Coronas good

Kellie: Oh god

Lowman: Thats not how my nickname came about.

Greyice: (refering to kellies hot enchiladas) Well its like German fisting porn really one way or another your going to end up sore in the morning.
Who the fuck posted that thing?

Also several other remarks were made to the same effect but I've left them out to protect the inebriated

Pathfinder: We can't bust heads like we used too but we can tell long stories that don't go anywhere.

Friday, November 12

Well Kellie will be cooking a dish or two on the nite so what I need to know is what is everyones heat tolerance.

We'll be bringing two bottles of Tequila with us, as well as some triple sec or cointreau I'm not sure which at the moment seeing as tequila is probably Kellies second favourite alcohol after Gin I think we'll need the two. To say nothing of her capacity for it its something to be seen

Guest list will be just the two of us plus Lowman of course who I'll be giving a lift up to Arm, Alan will not be joining us and batgirl is a maybe at the moment

Tuesday, November 9

Listened to Terry Pratchett this morning and I was amazed to hear his voice. Was pretty much not what I was expecting the guys english so I was expecting this clipped cultured british voice to come streaming out of my speakers. Instead I got the english version of John Safran the lisp and squeaky voice included. Oh well hes still a damn funny writer I'll keep buying his books till he stops writing them

Monday, November 8

One for the Dwarven one Terry Pratchett will be interviewed on Triple J tomorrow morning during the breakfast show with Adam and Wil.

Pondering the fraglie nature of life

Depending on your level of body fat you'll die after 3-4 weeks of starvation on average

Depending on your gender 2-3 days of not drinking water you'll die

Go for 7 days exactly without sleep and you'll die. And the creep factor with this one is no one knows why you simply keel over dead.

Thursday, November 4

Smithers: Whats this country coming too when a man can't walk down the street without being offered a job.

Rather appropriate I drew parallels with this quote when I was first offered my job. Now I'm using it again looks likely I'll keep my position after January also looks like I'll stop being an officer and get the title of manager as well as adding H and S to the E that is already my responsibility along with the training repsonsibilities for all three areas.

You fucking beauty ..... WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wednesday, November 3

Hey does this come in the version 1.1 patch?????

I voted for this guy

Ahh only on the internet can illiteracy be passed off as some kind of language
Grandpa: We can't bust heads like we used to, what we do nowadays is tell long stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I went into Shelbyville to buy a new heel for my shoe. To the ferry into Shelbyville cost a nickel and nickles in those days had pictures of bumblebees on em. Gimme 5 bees for a quarter you'd say. Anyway where was I.
Computers at work down while we upgrade.

Thanks to Flock for coming to the rescue with those files. Thanks mate.

Now seeing as how I'm getting no work done its time for a Time waster

Fun for next Halloween

Funky condition