Silly me I forgot the quote for the night from Thursday at Flocks

Discussing who is bringing what on the 13th

Flock: Hang on I'd better write this down (Reaches for his PDA)

Me: You're writing a list??

Flock: Hey shut up mr photographic memory, I can't remember anything thats why I have to buy a PDA so I can write things down.

Me: Actually even if you had my memory you'd still buy the toys anyway.

Flock: Shut up

I'm sure we can all relate

I laughed so hard I almost shat

Agggghhhh I ever find the idiot that put the uni timetable online this year I'll shove hot dogs down their throat and shove starving dogs up their butt

I always thought there was something inherently evil about that mass of yellow sponge

Sea Captain: Arrh there she blows Homer has unbuttoned the second button on his pants.

Akira: No, he's been that way since June.

Sea Captain: I don't know why he just doesn't give it up and go for sweat pants.

Akira: He says the crotch wears out too fast.

Sea Captain: Yarrr! Thats going to replace the whale in my nightmares.


Things you learn I had no idea Vin Diesel played D&D or that Robin Williams was into Warhammer

Flock I'll have to pop over at some point next week as I'm having a little trouble using that DVD you gave me last night

Marge: Grandpa please he's in a coma.

Grandpa: A coma pfft I go in and out of comas all the ti..............(suddenly snaps back to consciousness) French toast please.

Well Greyice if you enjoyed Schnapps and beer then when you are up our way it will be wine and frozen Daiquiris various flavours as Kellie has been gathering together a lot of summer fruit in the freezer for just such an occasion.

Flock conversation and drinks was lovely also making plans was good as it allows for adjustment in case anything goes wrong

Well just met the new flatmate about 10 minutes ago Holly Bachelor of Arts major unknown I'll have to ask her when I have the chance. Before anyone asks no shes not single about Kellies height so round about 5'6" blond. Flock my concerns over my new flatmates potential for food allergies seems to be unfounded as her shopping contained almost every major allergen group except for peanut butter.

Homer: Oh Kent you can use statistics to prove anything 14% of people know that.

Whoops better change Kellie to a maybe shes flatout at work at the moment

We are indeed on for this evening although I'm unsure of the status of the new flatmate as I've just walked in the door and she still hasn't moved in so it will more than likely just be myself and Kellie this evening.



Everyone is entitled to their own point of view even when its wrong

Just watched what about the cameras and the live web feed and the 20 percent cut from the T-shirt sales

Mmm someone has been a little too long without sex methinks :)

Second chances, well you so obviously want one yet you don't ask I wonder is it because your worried I'll say no or is the possibility of me saying yes even more frightening because you're afraid of fucking it all up again

Mmm beer sounds good Flock how does Thursday work for you guys and shall I bring the new victim..I mean flatmate with me

Don't know why I didn't look here first here you go Greyice I've been telling you about it for ages and finally you too can watch The Flying Car

Marge: Homer I couldn't help overhearing you warp Barts mind.

Homer: Well if you can think of a better way for me to live through my son I'd like to hear it

Well no new flatmate yet she'll now be moving in tomorrow at some point, I know you've all been waiting anxiously for my first impression but I'm afraid it will simply have to wait now

Finally the truth is revealed

Glad I could be of help Bel :)

I can picture it now I'm in the car with Greyice or Flock and this situation occurs

Cat: What? Am I the only sane one here lets drop the defensive shields!

Kryten: A superlative suggestion sir with only two minor drawbacks, one we don't have any defensive shields. And two we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise thats only one flaw but it seemed like such a big one it was worth mentioning twice.

Knowledge of this information is treason citizen, please report to the nearest execution chamber. The computer thanks you for your co operation.

Homer: Sorry Mr Burns but I don't go in for these backdoor shennanigans, sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

Bel I think you'll like this one

Greyice one last thing I forgot to mention in my reply email its very very hot up here at the moment especially in TMW but its also unusually warm in ARM as well.

Ahh if only we could all vote

Mr Burns: Oh and there is one more thing, you must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon!

Smithers: Actually sir we found the Jade Monkey it was in your glove compartment.

Mr Burns: And the road maps and the ice scraper?

Smithers: Yes sir.

Mr Burns: Excellent its all falling into place.

Most annoying thing I found about the crimson room is just how sensitive the mouse is took me ages to find some of the bits I needed

Ok I have the weekend of the 13th off. More info the new flatmates name according to Kellie who wasn't too sure is either Polly or Holly

Well where do we start today, flipping through the Forcenet.com I turned up a little news bite from Lucas stating that he'd only show Ep 3 in cinemas with digital equipment. Yeah right. Also for those still moderately interested Palladium has finally released some new world books for Rifts, China one and two I had to laugh as the website was actually proud of the fact that these were the first world book releases for years.
Now this looks nice and B Grade in spite of the cast appearing in it

I saw these tonite on Rove live I still can't get over it

13th works just fine I'll also organise to take the whole weekend off.

Lance Henriksen on AvP the movie

Thought given hes going to so much trouble for all of us I'll drag round my famous lasagne seeing as how I believe it is our turn to feed you guys.

Whoops should have been more specific I'll be away the whole weekend of the 6th and the 7th

Good ol uncle Jol coming up for dinner sounds like a marvellous idea, seeing as how work rather neatly de-railed my plans to go down to see him, I assume it will be a weekend he will be coming up. Also when you say two to three weeks I assume you mean either the 6th and 7th or the 13th and 14th. Let us know Flock. Also FYI I'll be having a little chat with you later on in the week MUhuhahahaha.

Ohhh look another UFO game

Agggh Red Dwarf 4 DVD release is now March 10

Ooohhh 8 Gb flash card

Well we will have a new flatmate come next sunday neither myself or Kellie have met her the whole thing was taken care of over the phone. The only details we have are female, 18 and a first year uni student degree unknown. More details as they come to hand.

Looks like the mini series made some money

News from the Celestial Kingdom Jeneene arrived safe and sound

Lister: Look all I'm saying is its 29 more days to go.

Kryten: And if you still want to be alive when its 28 more days. I suggest you do not blow you nose.

Lister: You mind if I ask WHY?

Kryten: Well lets forget the disgusting gurgling and burbling sound and skip right to the really gross part, where you always and I mean always, having blown your nose have to open it up and take a look at the contents. I mean why? What do you hope to see in there? A Turner seascape? A picture of the Madonna? A missing Shakespearean sonnet?

They are everywhere :)

Did the long test and managed to get the same result oh well a few minutes used up anyway lol

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Mr Burns: What am I paying you for??

Homer: To work in your nuclear power plant.

Groundskeeper Willie: Your not paying me at all

Professor Frink: You kidnapped me, I remember it distinctly with the grabbing and the shoving and the tennis ball in the mouth and the "don't hurt me"

Oh dear apparently Gator is having comp problems which Blueant is assisting him with. It also appears he had the same problem getting a day job as I did. Hang in there mate after this year you only have one left at uni

Kids just say no

In my day

Grin

Mmmm purple hippos

A resource for us all

hmmmm how does the phrase I'm starting uni in three weeks and seeing as how its my last year I'm going to cut back my hours at work translate into lets give you as many shifts as humanly possible while making sure that the majority of them conflict with your contact hours so not only is harder to see your kids but its also hard to have those little non essential items like a social calender or the chance to pursue a meaningful relationship with someone ( the last bit is only in potentia. God can't wait to pack it in fuse is starting to burn lower and lower

Ahhh now this is my idea of how a werewolf should look

Xmas wish list: Guide to body language, specifically relating to being able to tell when a member of the opposite sex is interested. As things stand at the moment I have to be clubbed over the head to notice.

Dinner at my place this evening was enjoyable as usual. Guest list was myself, Kellie, Flock and Flocks flatemate Adam.
Most memorable remark from the night.

Flock upon spotting Kellies cat Spot. "I've always wondered what it would be like to be a cat, just sitting around all day nothing to do". The three of us look at him. "Come to think of it thats pretty much what I do at work".

The inquisitor: Cats face underneath the inquisitors mask; I got to be cruel bud there can't be no favours.
Cat: I'm a hearing you on FM
Inquisitor: Justify your existence.
Cat: I have brought pleasure to the world cause I have such a beautiful ass.
Inquisitor: Thats your case??
Cat: You want more?
Inquisitor: Some people would call that a pretty shallow argument.
Cat: Well some people would say I'm a pretty shallow guy, but a shallow guy with a great ass.

Patty: Lisa its time you learned something about men.
Lisa : they're pigs?
Selma: The bitterness is strong in this one (laughs)

Well it appears that Highlander will be returning to our TV screens soon along with Battlestar Galactica

Also of interest Pixar has split (for the moment) with Disney and is looking for another partner to help them to continue making movies. Of course how long this split lasts is anyones guess, given just how much Pixar has made for Disney over the last few years

Ok still trying to change Bels blog addie in the template settings saves ok the correct address is in there, but the link on my blog hasn't changed Greyice when you get a sec I'll have to pick your brain. Don't worry it won't hurt much I've brought the ether, just ignore all those side effects like chronic liver damage :)